Total Medals Earned: 423 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,320 Points
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 19/19 (485/485 points)
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (125/160 points)
Unlock Sir Robert the Quick
Complete a quest
Complete 50 quests
Kill a skeleton
Kill an Orc
Reach Floor 100
Traverse 1000 Floors
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
get wormpilled
Reach a depth of 1000m
Eat 100 gems in a row without stopping or hitting tnt
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky